I have an appointment at Kaiser this morning for my back. I woke up with insane back pain and could hardly move. The burps continue to flow as I move slowly through my morning. If you are wondering, the answer is "Yes", I did drink another soda before bed and "YES", I did drink the exploded Jones soda; it was the PERFECT cooling agent for my final Jones night-cap. I am a sad sad man.
Let's see if I can guess what Dr. Eric will say about my back, there is always the, "You need to drop a few pounds", maybe the ever so popular, "you should try changing your diet", not to be out done by the, "Have you seen a nutritionist". These poor doctors have gone to school for many many years to save lives and they don't understand that I am impervious to logical health suggestions. "Bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good", as my good friend Vincent Vega so eloquently put.
More to come later, pray for my back, and if you are atheist, don't pray, just feel bad for me and try to figure out a scientific reason for why this is happening.
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